January 2012
biggest failure of 2011:
charlielikesdragons:
pottermore
I need to start working out..
Expectation: “Oh yeah! Boys, here I come!”
Reality: “Oh look. FOOD!”
Whenever I delete an App on my iPhone, The shaking...
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Last year, I spent New Years Eve at a party.
This year?
Tumbling.
People in school are like "Why are you so quiet?",...
YES.
We made them leave. :3
Like (a) boss(es).
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Michael and I have formulated a plan to get those...
Me: I wish these people would just get out. What gives them the right to be here?
Michael: Nothing does, but they aren't going to leave until midnight.
Me: I can't put up with those people until midnight.
Michael: We need to get them to leave.
Me: How? They won't go. They'll just get drunker and drunker until they're all falling over.
Michael: The only way to get them out is to make them feel unwelcome.
[Silence]
Me: I'll get the fake blood.
My brother (and me, too) is annoyed at all the drunk people here at our house that we barely even know, so when one of them yelled out, “Oh man, you guys have all sorts of candies here! Cinnamon, rootbeer barrels, baklava-“, he shouted, “BAKLAVA ISN’T A CANDY. IT’S A PASTRY!”
It just seemed like such a Peeta thing to say.
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046. During the 74th Games, a rich capitol man...
c0smic-mermaid:
So I have absolutely NO plans for tonight. Yay for having no life or friends!
We're all going to be such messed up parents.
virtualanomoly:
Kid doesn’t like Harry Potter:
Eating is good. Fried chicken is life. Fuck the healthy foods.
YOUR is possession. YOU’RE is stating you are something.
Laziness is okay. Sun is bad for you anyway.
Music shall be your life. Rock out always!
And finally: Everything is funnier when it falls/explodes.
Reblog if you are always willing to help a...
lovinlife01230:
Doesn’t have to be a follower too. You can remain anon. :-)
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Anonymous asked: hey beautiful, how are you? :)
December 2011
reblog this post if i have permission to invade...
justkeepmeinyourmemory:
n0t-you-naan-bread:
rewinding-broken-stars:
underthelightswith1d:
i need real friends,not that fake ones in real life!!cmon rape my inbox!
watch me get none
*prepares self for no messages*
^^^^^^^
Ohhh don’t be afraid, I will not bite you :)
vondell-swain:
let’s all call 2012 “twenty-onetoo”