Kiss my Dementor.: Archive

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h0lehearted: li-st-en: ALWAYS REBLOG BAHAHAHA. ALWAYS MAKES ME FEEL BETTER.

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Me: We could do it you know. Sneak out. Go to the premiere.
Friend: They'd catch us. 
Me: Maybe not.
Friend: We wouldn't make it 5 blocks.

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Anonymous asked: how have you been doing since you met james (with cutting and everything)? I can see from what you post you just seem like happier person. that makes me a happier person. :D

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A lot of the time when I here British people say something cost a certain number of pounds, I’ll get it mistaken with weight-pounds. “This Canon camera is 500 pounds.” “That’s a really heavy camera, bro.”

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Gonna do le homework.

Graphing linear equations, so it’s not like it’s hard or anything. I just hate numbers.

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"No chewing gum in class"

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It’s kinda hard to carry out a conversation with...

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frankieisfantastic: hoboeroticmisha: rayfrica: tyleroakley: Best friends. oh SHIT omG If my friends did this to me I’d fucking punch them all in the face when I woke up IM LAUGHING SO FUCKING MUCH

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Shanda: I have a question about ex post facto.
Me: Alright, what is it?
Shanda: Does it mean that you can charge someone for doing something illegal before the law has been made?
Me: No, that's not allowed. It means you can't charge someone for doing some illegal if it wasn't illegal when they did it. I could say right now, "I'm making spitting in the parking lot illegal." You might have spit in the parking lot last week, but I can't throw you in jail for it.
Shanda: Who spits in parking lots?
Me: Apparently you do.
Shanda: Well, I didn't know it was illegal.
Me: It's not; that was an example. You can go spit in the parking lot all you want.

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Me: I need to wash this paintbrush.
James: I'll come with you.
Alyssa: No making out while you're alone.
James: I'll do my best to restrain myself.

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termin4l: ivanoooze: Hold on February 29, 2012 2/29/12 2 + 29 + 12 = 43 George W. Bush was the 43rd President of the United States He was 62 when he left office 62 - 43 = 19 19 days from today will be St. Patrick’s day, the Irish holiday The 19th Pokemon is Rattata Rattata evolves into Raticate Raticate rhymes with State The 43rd state is Idaho Idaho Potatoes Potatoes…Ireland…. ...

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hey hover here!!: please →

trohmen: 1. What is your best friends name? 2. What color underwear/boxers wearing now? 3. What are you listening to right now? 4. Whats your favorite number? 5. What was the last thing you ate? 6. If you were a crayon what color would you be? 7. How is the weather right now? 8….

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James: I love my mustache. 
Me: It's barely there. Maybe it'll grow if you water it.
James: Or if I sing to it. I, I LOVE YOU LIKE A LOVE SONG BABY.

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reblog if it's your first february 29 on tumblr.

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So, you guys know how my nickname is Moccasin.

 This happened in class today.
Mr. Weyand: There will be lots of animals on the field trip tomorrow. There'll be water moccasins-
Everyone in the class: [looks at me]
Me: Seriously, you guys?
Mr. Weyand: They will chase you, Ms. Moccasin! They think you're one of them.
Brittanie: You'll be with your own kind tomorrow, Moccasin!
Me: My brethren! I shall sing you the song of my people. Ssss, sss, sss.

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6 Types of Love

Eros a passionate physical and emotional love based on aesthetic enjoyment; stereotype of romantic love Ludus a love that is played as a game or sport; conquest; may have multiple partners at once Storge an affectionate love that slowly develops from friendship, based on similarity Pragma love that is driven by the head, not the heart Mania obsessive love; experience great emotional highs...

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Ellen Degeneres for President.

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Is there a word for craving cuddles? Because I swear, at the Odyssey meeting today, I wanted so badly to cuddle and hug and hold hands and be cute with James and I couldn’t because of the coach. It sucked.

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Anti-Climactic Hunger Games

Caesar: Is there a special lady waiting for you back home?

Peeta: No.

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Don't assume my posts are about you. But if you're...

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So, my mom decided that my brother swears too...

She made him get a swear jar. She told him, “Find a jar, put a label on it, and write ‘swear jar’ in Sharpie.” He left the room, and when he came back, he had a jar in his hands that was labeled ‘FUCK JAR’.

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bromo-aj: rest in peace.

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me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 5 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 4 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 3 and a half hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 3 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2 and a half hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2.25 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get 2 hours of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour and 45 minutes of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour and a half of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can still get an hour of sleep
me: okay if i go to bed now i can just not wake up and sleep all day